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- 5 Tweet Tuesday - September 16, 2025
5 Tweet Tuesday - September 16, 2025
💎 5 Tweet Tuesday 💎
My favorite 5 tweets of the week. Let’s dive in:
#1 💎
“If you don't get what you want, it's a sign either that you did not seriously want it, or that you tried to bargain over the price.”
― Rudyard Kipling
— Anna Riedl (@AnnaLeptikon)
4:00 PM • Sep 9, 2025
As Seneca said: “pay the taxes of life, gladly”
Everything you want comes at a cost. Travel comes with delays and lost baggage. Fame comes with haters. Kids come with wiping butts.
The sooner you learn to pay those taxes, gladly – the happier you will be.
#2 💎
Still crazy to think that one of the smartest minds of history (Isaac Newton) lost all his money investing in a financial bubble
Goes to show that raw intellect has very little to do with being a good investor
— Boring_Business (@BoringBiz_)
3:15 PM • Sep 13, 2025
Newton? Like, apple falls from a tree and I shall call it gravity…. THAT Newton?!
Turns out this story is true. Here’s the short version:
1/ The year is 1711. The UK is in trouble. They have crippling national debt from Season 6 of Succession The War of Spanish Succession.
2/ The finance minister has an idea. They can form a company (“The South Sea Company”) – give it exclusive rights (a monopoly) on trade with South America if the company takes on $10M of gov’t debt.
3/ People think OMG this company is going to dominate. They had seen the East India Company and Hudson Bay Company make a fortune in this model. This is the Next Big Thing™
4/ Politicians, Nobels, and even kings’ mistresses were given shares to promote confidence (influencers). This creates a frenzy. Everyone starts investing in it.
5/ Sir Isaac Newton buys in around ~$200 per share. He sells at ~$400. Locking in a nice profit. He’s happy.
6/ But then, the stock keeps going up. People are getting rich. As Charlie Munger says: “the world runs on envy, not greed”.
Newton plows most of his wealth in at ~$700 a share.
7/ The bubble bursts, stock collapses. It turns out that Spain only allowed the company to send 1 ship per year to trade. The big “monopoly” was worthless.
8/ Newton lost the equivalent of several million dollars. Wiping out most of his fortune.
9/ Afterwards, Newton said: “I can calculate the motions of heavenly bodies (physics), but not the madness of people”
This would be like if Elon Musk bet $200B on Doge coin (wait a minute..)
#3 💎
Steve Jobs, Larry Ellison, and Jeff Bezos were all adopted.
— Norgard (@BrianNorgard)
8:15 PM • Sep 15, 2025
The key to success….daddy issues?
#4 💎
Kalshi has done $441m of volume since NFL kickoff.
NFL week 1 is equal to a US election.
Probably nothing.
— Tarek Mansour (@mansourtarek_)
3:33 PM • Sep 8, 2025
It’s hilarious to me that “sports betting” is illegal, but a “prediction market” about sports is perfectly legal. Yep. Makes total sense.
#5 💎
😂😂
#6 💎
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So I said, “Screw it. I’m starting a newsletter.”
I saw my buddies build The Hustle and Morning Brew and sell for millions… so i thought, “how hard could it be”?
I launched Milk Road - a daily crypto newsletter. And it blew up.
Partly because the content was good
Partly because grown adults were obsessing over monkey JPEGs
Mostly because we sent it with beehiiv
Fast forward 14 months… Milk Road gets acquired. 7-figures.
And who do I thank? Not my Mom (sorry Mom).
I thank beehiiv. It’s the only platform I’d recommend if you want to grow, run, and monetize a newsletter - without duct-taping a bunch of apps together.
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