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- 5 Tweet Tuesday - October 8, 2024
5 Tweet Tuesday - October 8, 2024
💎 5 Tweet Tuesday 💎
Out of 500M daily tweets, only 5 deserve your attention.
Here’s this weeks starting lineup:
#1 💎
spend money while youre young
— near (@nearcyan)
4:01 AM • Oct 7, 2024
The 3 best things I spent money on when I was young:
Going to seminars (eg. Tony Robbins). Learning young is better than learning old, and immersion is the best way to learn
Travel (Australia, Thailand, Bali, Europe) - when you’re young, you think the limit on travel is money. Looking back, I should have emptied my bank account to travel more because the real limit came later - kids/work/not wanting to sleep in a hostel
Set of Bowflex dumbbells - 1 set of dumbbells that can adjust from 10 lbs to 100 lbs
#2 💎
TIL: very rich people used to ride zebras to flaunt their wealth.
Zebras are famously hard to train, so they became a somewhat quirky symbol of indulgence for aristocrats around the world!
— Sheel Mohnot (@pitdesi)
4:43 PM • Oct 6, 2024
95% of human behavior is just flexing your status in arbitrary ways.
Having a zebra instead of a horse is the old school version of having a Lamborghini instead of a Honda.
#3 💎
BlackRock slides
— marty (@thinkingvols)
5:41 PM • Oct 3, 2024
BlackRock (the asset manager with a chill $9 TRILLION in assets) is now preaching the Bitcoin gospel that us weirdos have been saying for the past 10 years.
Time to buy more Bitcoin...
#4 💎
having a therapist is so funny like this is my emotional support 26 year old white girl with a masters degree
— “CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE (@megantheevalium)
5:14 PM • Oct 1, 2024
10/10, no notes.
#5 💎
This one hurt.
— Kit Lazer (@moviesRtherapy)
2:40 PM • Oct 2, 2024
😂
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