💎  5 Tweet Tuesday 💎 

My favorite 5 tweets of the week. Let’s dive in:

#1 💎 

😂

#2 💎 

This is why kids are so easy to please. You just give them something tiny to look forward to. 

Ok, let's try it. What I’m looking forward to right now: 

• Taking a 26 minute nap after sending this email 

• Learning new song on piano tonight (7 years by Lukas Graham)

• Degenerately betting on a random baseball game on Robinhood tonight

Hmmm not gonna lie, that worked. I already feel happier.

#3 💎 

American excellence summarized in a single tweet.

#4 💎 

Rule #1 of this newsletter, no clicking required. So I’ll summarize the best stuff from blog about “how to throw a good party” 

• Parties are like babies. If you’re stressed holding them, they get stressed too. You’d rather have simple pizza and a happy host than fancy hors d’oeuvres with a stressed out host.
  

• Invite 3-4 close friends to come an hour early to help you setup/hangout. 

  • a) you won’t anxiously be waiting alone before the guests arrive

  • b) when guests arrive, there’s already good vibes / party-momentum
    

• Use the “0:45” start time trick. If you set the start time at 2pm, people will show up at 2:30. If you set it for 1:45, they’ll show up 15 minutes late at 2pm.

#5 💎 

😂

#6 💎 

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I saw my buddies build The Hustle and Morning Brew and sell for millions… so i thought, “how hard could it be”?

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Partly because the content was good.

Partly because grown adults were obsessing over monkey JPEGs.

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