5 Tweet Tuesday - March 31, 2026

💎  5 Tweet Tuesday 💎 

My favorite 5 tweets of the week. Let’s dive in:

#1 💎 

Hahahaha

#2 💎 

I don’t need to see the results. He’s going to transcend into something superhuman. 

A year without screens as an adult!

#3 💎 

I don’t know the scientist, but I do this and it feels great. Try this. 

#4 💎 

I predict this goes mainstream with the rise of AI. 

Just like 8 glasses of water, 8 hours of sleep, 10,000 steps… we will have an arbitrary ~9 pages of reading a day recommendation that will go viral.

#5 💎 

😂

#6 💎 Brought To You By Mercury

Confession: I just broke up with my old bank. 

And honestly, I stayed with it way too long.

Not because it was good. Just because switching felt annoying.

Meanwhile, I’m over here optimizing everything else in my life.

So when Mercury (which I already use for work) launched personal accounts, I finally made the move. Now:

  • I’ve got sub-accounts for different goals

  • Auto-transfers funding stuff in the background

  • Instant wires when I need them

  • No random in-person visits

If you’re still tolerating your bank instead of liking it… might be time to join the club.

Disclaimer - Mercury is a fintech company, not an FDIC-insured bank. Banking services provided through Choice Financial Group and Column N.A., Members FDIC.

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