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- 5 Tweet Tuesday - March 24, 2026
5 Tweet Tuesday - March 24, 2026
💎 5 Tweet Tuesday 💎
My favorite 5 tweets of the week. Let’s dive in:
#1 💎
Hold up.
Have we finally found the male version of Girl Scout Cookies? Boy Scout Peptides.
Stand outside the grocery store giving the wolverine stack to out of shape dads.
#2 💎
There was a fascinating study where they found people who had brain damage to the emotional center of their brain (the “vmPFC”).
They still had:
IQ in tact
Memory in tact
Could still make logical explanations
But… they couldn’t make decisions
They were paralyzed - and had deep trouble making decisions, despite their logic being in tact.
Emotions drive decisions, much more so than logic.
#3 💎
My Mt. Rushmore of “American culture that sounds dumb, but actually rocks”
The hotdog eating competition
A nation wide delusion, sense of superiority
Fried chicken sandwiches & ranch dressing
Absence of tall-poppy-syndrome
#4 💎

As someone who just spent 4 months coaching a high school basketball team (aka trying to get teenagers to make good decisions) – this is so true.
“We’re rewarded in public, for what we practice in private”
#5 💎
😂
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