💎  5 Tweet Tuesday 💎 

Out of 500M daily tweets, only 5 deserve your attention.

Here’s this week’s starting lineup:

#1 💎 

If I owned a dating app, I’d be doing press conferences and quarterly reports like my name was Jerome Powell. 

Thoughts & prayers for all my single readers. I know it’s tough out there right now…

#2 💎 

My prayers have been heard. 

#3 💎 

So true. 

#4 💎 

What’s the most important thing if you’re selling hotdogs? Not fresh buns or a good location.

A starving crowd!

#5 💎 

😂😂

#6 💎 

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I use it for my personal account. My business accounts. Everything. In total, I have 6+ accounts with them.

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