💎  5 Tweet Tuesday 💎 

Out of 500M daily tweets, only 5 deserve your attention.

Here’s this week’s starting lineup:

#1 💎 

I like the phrase “negotiates with themselves”.

I’m the worst version of me when I act like my father at a Chinese flea market - haggling over everything.

#2 💎 

I’ve replaced “planning” with “prototyping” and “thinking” with “writing my thoughts out to chatGPT” and my life got a lot better.

#3 💎 

Ok this is genius.

Stealing this for next baby shower I go to (IF MY WIFE IS READING THIS - IM TALKING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES BABY SHOWER. DON’T GET ANY IDEAS, also, love you)

#4 💎 

Waymo is growing insanely fast (now bigger than Lyft in SF).

I feel like everyone got bored of talking about self driving cars just in time for it to finally be here.

#5 💎 

😂

#6 💎 

Let me tell you about one of my favorite quotes:

To me, you’re family. So I wouldn’t lie to you either.

And when it comes to my banking** services, I use Mercury.

I use it for my personal account. My business accounts. Everything. In total, I have 6+ accounts with them.

That’s why I’m confident in recommending it, because I know it works and I know what it does.

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_{**Mercury is a financial technology company, not a bank. Banking services provided by Choice Financial Group, Column N.A., and Evolve Bank & Trust®; Members FDIC.}

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