💎  5 Tweet Tuesday 💎 

Out of 500M daily tweets, only 5 deserve your attention.

Here’s this week’s starting lineup:

#1 💎 

So true.

What you eat shapes your body.

What you read shapes your thoughts and actions.

Big fan of brainwashing myself.

#2 💎 

What?! *looks it up* – yep it’s true. The UN estimates 100k+ people die due to heat waves every year in Europe. 

Europe, what are y’all doing!?! This is like an own-goal at the country level.

#3 💎 

Wait, am I still Comcast’s “dear valued customer” ?

#4 💎 

There’s an app for girls to ask other girls about guys they’re dating – and it does $200k/month.

Some would say “wow”, I would say “that’s it?” – their revenue is directly proportional to girls insecurities and men being jerks. They should be doing $20M a month!

#5 💎 

😂 *sits up*

#6 💎 

Let me tell you a little story.

A few years ago, I got deep into crypto. (Like waaay too deep).

So I said, “Screw it. I’m starting a newsletter.”

I saw my buddies build The Hustle and Morning Brew and sell for millions… so i thought, “how hard could it be”?

I launched Milk Road - a daily crypto newsletter. And it blew up.

• Partly because the content was good

• Partly because grown adults were obsessing over monkey JPEGs

• Mostly because we sent it with beehiiv

Fast forward 14 months… Milk Road gets acquired. 7-figures.

And who do I thank? Not my Mom (sorry Mom).

I thank beehiiv. It’s the only platform I’d recommend if you want to grow, run, and monetize a newsletter - without duct-taping a bunch of apps together.

So if you’ve got something to say…

Go to beehiiv.com/mfm and use code MFM30 for 30% off your first 3 months.

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