5 Tweet Tuesday - February 11 2025

💎  5 Tweet Tuesday 💎 

Out of 500M daily tweets, only 5 deserve your attention.

Here’s this week’s starting lineup:

#1 💎 

Facts.

#2 💎 

Wait what…

*opens 13 chrome tabs*

Holy sh*t, this is true!

  • A 4th grader is doing a school project on plastic straws

  • Couldn’t find the answer on google

  • So he called a straw manufacturer

  • They estimated “500 million” 

  • He writes his school paper, it goes viral

  • NY Times, CNN, didn’t fact check, just ran with that number

  • Turns out it’s wrong. Real number is ~3x lower

  • We all suffer through paper straws for years 

  • That kid graduated from MIT and now works at Databricks :D

#3 💎 

Wise. I’ve made mistakes like this in the past. A decision can look good on paper, but if it costs me sleep at night. No bueno.

#4 💎 

“In the world of startups, the only thing better than hockey stick growth is the rare stripper pole” – Joe Gebbia (founder of AirBnB)

#5 💎 

😂

#6 💎 

Let me tell you about one of my favorite quotes:

“Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your own family to read. The consumer isn’t a moron, she’s your wife. You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife. Don't tell them to mine.”

- David Ogilvy (the Father of Advertising)

To me, you’re family. So I wouldn’t lie to you either.

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I use it for my personal account. My business accounts. Everything. In total, I have 6+ accounts with them.

That’s why I’m confident in recommending it, because I know it works and I know what it does.

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