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- 5 Tweet Tuesday - December 31, 2024
5 Tweet Tuesday - December 31, 2024
💎 5 Tweet Tuesday 💎
Out of 500M daily tweets, only 5 deserve your attention.
Here’s this week’s starting lineup:
#1 💎
stop booing yourself off stage before anyone had the chance to see you perform.
— blue (@bluewmist)
12:23 AM • Dec 27, 2024
There are two types of people:
 1) Those who criminally underrate themselves
2) Those who criminally overrate themselves 
This tweet is a good 2025 motto for anyone in group 1.
#2 💎
10% of international web traffic is protected by a wall of lava lamps in San Francisco which converts the changes in randomness of the bubbles into computer code.
— ₕₐₘₚₜₒₙ — e/acc (@hamptonism)
10:23 PM • Dec 29, 2024
Ok this blew my mind.
Cloudflare uses LAVA LAMPS as part of their security protocol.
- Security encryption needs “random” numbers 
- The lava inside is extremely random, never the same shape twice 
- So they have a wall of lava lamp, with cameras watching the lamps 
- They translate the shape into numbers, used for encryption 
#3 💎
Life humbles you. As you grow older, you stop chasing the big things and start valuing the little things. Alone time, enough sleep, a good diet, long walks, and quality time with loved ones. Simplicity becomes the ultimate goal.
— blue (@bluewmist)
11:18 AM • Dec 31, 2024
Truth.
#4 💎
You were better off investing with Madoff than in any of Chamath’s SPACs
Incredible
— Inverse Cramer (@CramerTracker)
5:47 PM • Dec 31, 2024
“Worse than Madoff” is... erm.. **checks notes**... not great.
#5 💎
tsa agent held up my bin and said to everyone else in line “THIS IS WHAT ALL OF YOURS SHOULD LOOK LIKE” greatest moment of my fucking life
— prance (@bocxtop)
1:29 PM • Dec 24, 2024
😂 new travel goal
#6 💎
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