💎  5 Tweet Tuesday 💎 

Out of 500M daily tweets, only 5 deserve your attention.

Here’s this week’s starting lineup:

#1 💎 

Asking yourself this 1 question is embarrassingly effective. 

#2 💎 

His followup tweet about his mom drives it home:

#3 💎 

A few young kids are creating a “sperm racing” league. Like boxing, but instead of punching, two guys submit sperm samples to see who’s sperm is the fastest in a microscopic race track. 

(this is real, they’re selling tickets to the first race in LA)

The hype video is 1000% worth watching.

#4 💎 

Wow - over a 20 year span, gold has outperformed Berkshire Hathaway.

My Indian auntie who hoards gold jewelry is out performing Buffett!

#5 💎 

😂

P.S. - 💎 

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